PastaPong Official Rules

As licensed by the Fraser Island PastaPong League
President – Isaac from Canada, Residing

1. Use 2 hour old penne.

2. The schnoodler (shooter) gets 3 chances to “Dingo” the noodle in a hay stack (land a piece of penne in a cup or hit the top of a beer can).
a. If there is any sort of noodleception (intentional blocking the pennes flight), the offender has to drink twice.
b. Should the noodle bounce on the table, anyone can take action to prevent a Dingo.

3. When a Dingo occurs, the cup/can owner has to finish the drink. That  person then becomes the schnoodler.
a. The drinker must exclaim “Pasta!” when putting their empty vessel back on the table.
b. If they eat the noodle, they get a bonus shot on their turn.

4. If a schnoodler doesn’t make any of their 3 shots, they choose the next person to go. They must also take a drink.

5. In the event that a schnoodler makes 3 Dingos in a row, the entire table has to drink and they get another 3 shots.

6. Once per game, there must be an intermission where the group does a dance routine to Natasha Beddingfield’s “Unwritten” as that is the official hymn of PastaPong.

ADDENDUM:
There are certain instances where PastaPong is played in tandem with Kings and Princesses, Vikings, Sharks, and Star Wars. This is known as PastaKing. Godspeed.

Current World Records
Distance:
Lotti (ESP) – 7.25m
Noodle Streak:
Cat (ENG) – 2